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« Reply #15 on Apr 5, 2004, 3:26am » | ![[Quote]](http://s1.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
it's not like socks have minds of their own - or do they? What if socks get tired of our smelly feet and rebel??
They could jump down our throats and kill us! oh no!
If I had fluff on my butt, I couldn't see it very well unless I had a mirror.
The geese flew away. They didn't like it here. So they went away.
They'll forget they hate it here though. Then they'll come back.
Once there was a monkey. Yes, a long time ago.
He swung and he swung until he fell and smashed his skull into pieces.
Bull frogs are [fridge] ugly!
Sometimes I am driving along, and if there are no cars around,
then I think that maybe everyone has been wiped off the planet.
I could go steal all the cool CDs in the world and smash other peoples [metabolic waste].
Then I could drive their cars around and smash them all up.
I practice what I would say if a certain situation occurred.
I stand in front of the mirror practicing for hours.
It really pays off when the situations actually happen. It pays to prepare.
She laid there on the floor. I had tried to persuade her to come back to reality...
but she couldn't resist the call of the floor... so she pulled up a doorstep... and fell asleep.
the stupidity flows until the message is forgotten
there was a guy and he was walking down the street and then he found something.
he lost it again and found a hat. then there was a dog barking because the window was open.
if you don't keep the loons on the path, they may stray off and bother some residents
gasoline trees and shopping malls... it's all just a bizarre cartoon world.
the guy won't go to the club, so she puts on music in the other room and pretends to be there.
the pillow people have teamed up with the little green men to fill your luggage with paper bags and fluffy bunnies.
girl in tree - reminds me of a bird
man we know nothing about - the mud tree
person who left their music on. why were they gone?
the surrounding apartments didn't really know what was going on, but they heard the music.
white trash, they never get cleaner
the longer they live here, the trashier they get.
sometimes i wish i could kill them but something inside me says
no no not yet... not yet... not yet...
people wanting kids so they take drugs.
crappy people doing crappy things. but then i don't understand the feeling of wanting a kid.
does imagination and creativity still exist?
Now we have a drunken lady stumbling around chugging wine.
same [fridge] thing as last time.
i thought it was a cookie, but it was HAM. shows what i know. HAM.
Informative antics need back up support. There's the laundry list, don't burn it or anything - we'll need it later.
Time to take this fool document apart... what the hell is this about?
Ok sir, make sure you call them sir, they like that sort of thing.
gives him a piece of duct tape so he knows what it is. he keeps it on his finger all the way to the store.
weird guy takes a naive girl and she slowly goes insane. one week he'd lover her, the next - wanting her to leave.
She doesn't care about her body anymore - just her heart. he broke her heart.
"what ever it is, you lost it"
she broke his heart too.
that is so YES...
why don't we just spend the whole class talking about barrette chick?
i put the pen down quietly. i can read fast so it's ok.
guess i'm antisocial but i paid for this so i can be what i want.
blah blah blah don't try so hard you kindergarten lady. give it up and go home.
ok, so it's easier to diss then be nice but then again, who asked you?
what's the story?
close up and narrative
knew how to dance, and blossomed hot off the tractor
murder, yet bulletproof, sneak a peek you barbarian
heaven's creak on the candid street...
what a theatre.
punching is for keeping up appearances.
a horse was trying to bite my hand off. the man told me not [Shinobu's Favourite]ic and i tried to calm the horse down.
a picture of a piece of leather with a horses head & some strange writing suddenly appeared in my head.
the horse then collapsed and i ran away and hid in a store.
i was on top of something... started to fall and smashed into some stuff. my [FISHY] hurt.
there was something about a curse with horses... but i cleaned the wound and wouldn't tell people what happened.
i kept wincing in pain... but i didn't actually feel any pain.
there was a house but no one lived in it. the man who did went missing.
he went to work and never came back. his car was in the com[Shinobu's Favourite]y parking lot. there were no signs of a struggle.
his girlfriend had left him 10 years ago and he pretended everything was ok.
he decided to leave one day. he had been saving up cash, refusing to use the banks so they couldn't spy on him.
everyone is out to get him.
why would someone constantly dream about the lock combination they had in highschool?
i'm only in this class to make fun of you people. so just carry on... it's been very productive so far.
i don't think i've found a way into the inside. sometimes it's deep and a place to hide, but let's face it,
i have no idea where the entrance is while there is music like that playing all around.
Fear is just a way of life
animal carcasses on poles aren't always all they are intended to be.
ert is all he had to offer before leaving for a smoke. imagine.
if seashell creatures actually wear their homes, then they've got the ultimate transportation don't they?
if you look at the waves too long, they'll get bigger and swallow you up.
That dog sure was brave. I love him. I love him and his big red ball.
Clifford will always be my favorite. Who needs that gay orange cat anyways?
Not I says me, not I. That duck also did one hell of a job. What a way to save the princess.
Let's hear it for the duck... YEA! We're sending the duck in... He fit in the uniform.
Would you like change with that??? Huh? I don't know. Would you like a bag?
Is that all? Have a nice day! We don't carry that...
I do think the part about the big gay freak should be left out,
as it is distracting and does not add to the plot of Spot finding Clifford.
One question, why would Richard be doing the kings bedding?
Can he get the sheets s[Shinobu's Favourite]king clean? Does he use starch?
Oh wait... was that invented yet? If I could lick my own butt... would you?
Love is a disease invented by bankers to make you spend all your money.
PS - Send potato salad or the camel gets it.
He may not have had a gun... but he sure found one.
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« Reply #16 on Apr 5, 2004, 3:27am » | |
Fire in the skies today... peace is pausing.. but who's to say?
Whine whine whine, doesn't life suck? You scream as you fall, then smile and say it's ok... like always.
Crazy people on the streets crawling around with crazy eyes and kissing freaks.
Strange boy staring down the insane crippled ass.
Waterfalls burning around the cops while vines drip from the ceilings.
Stupid old men screaming at the guy with the apron again.
Bullet proof glass and fruitcake dreams... that is the meaning of life.
i hate those days when everything smells like cat piss.
I am a Cree. I almost died from Mercury poisoning. I am OUTRAGED.
3,765.66 is only a good number if it's used properly.
Velcro isn't pubic hair friendly.
Sometimes when gummies go for a picnic, they get lost and fall into gaping holes.
Donuts, pizza and gas... yes, they do go together.
Why is petty cash so petty?
Reboot computer, IP unknown, no such user, no such LAN.
Blowjobs are just a way to shut the [woofter] up for awhile.
Laptops aren't under warranty if there is a zebra inside of it.
Sometimes I'd like to ask others to do a remix of my life.
I had a dream my teeth were falling apart... [fridge] did THAT suck
l have NEVER taken a mirror and squatted over it to see my own ass. That is an outright LIE.
I haven't felt the urge lately to hold my own beating heart in my hand.
While walking away from Green Gables, the candy snatch was on.
How you stop the night from passing you by?
Sometimes I just humor you people until you do what I say and go away.
Repetitiveness is fun. Repetitiveness is fun. Repetitiveness is fun.
staples staples everywhere and not a nose to pick.
Sometimes getting booted is a good thing. Other times it hurts.
Licky licky bum bum. And to think you paid money for this.
Circus rooms are crazy.
Stop struggling or I'll squeeze you till you pop!
The dolls are the children.
If the six arrived, to find out what was inside... then who invited them?
If cats like mice so much, why don't they have Mice cat food? Minced Mice?
Mice pieces in tuna water? Ground mouse and [FISHY]?
Dumbass freaks don't know how to use blow dryers to clean their toilets.
You think you're going to find your fortune here? I don't think so! Get a life! Do you honestly believe this CRAP?!
For folks like us it's a bunch of claptrap.
Nothing exciting will happen, stay home and learn how to mind-meld with your [FISHY].
Cradle the grave. Where do you begin? Where does it go to?
I have no control. Ahhhhhh... finally bunny hugging, [FISHY] kissing. We don't get involved in THAT. Major non-conformance!
Maybe screaming teenagers isn't the route we want to take for the future.
They'll make it up to us sometime... I wonder when.
Are all bosses sexist jerks or is it just mine?
Arrogance is so annoying when you know that they are wrong and that
YOU are right because you are SO much smarter then them.
Everyone just keeps remixing the same [fridge] songs... why can't they come up with their own???
What the hell is a colored oboe supposed to do???
And I'm not sorry. It's what I do.
Sometimes I just don't want to hear people babbling to me so I just nod until they go away...
Do you know what all YOUR idiosyncrasies are?
So I make faces when I talk... SHOVE IT... SCOWL
Soda Monkeys.. soda monkeys... someone stole all their fizz!
It's not like I've always hated you... I didn't know you as a sperm.
Get your own [fridge] ice... I try so hard to be nice...
I bring you a drink from all the way in the kitchen and then you say "No ice??"
If you get a minute, give it to me. I'm collecting them to get an hour.
The stench of stupidity takes another victim.
I love being a precedent.
well i'd want the paper bag removed... why would i do it without seeing what happens?
and i could never jump from that far up and land on your face in a way that wouldn't hurt me.
I can take clay and mold it to look like a human, does that make it so?
I can shape the clay like a human and put a computer that acts like a human in it... is it human?
When you watch TV and see computer generated characters that are human... does that mean they are human?
the less they have to screw around with... the better
So that was that.
"Hello... I am the Domain's answering machine. What are you?"
Bonjour... Ca Va? Who cares?
Sometimes the hate possesses me and I feel like reaching over and punching him in his nose.
With a kiss and a smile, the hamburger crumbled.
I hate even the way he blinks.
The great pink butt, it ain't what it used to be, ain't what it used to be, ain't what it used to be...
Speed Demon... chained together by your hands... save me... from the torture of my glands
Loot the coma victim.
Orange isn't fun.
When I see you, I want to puke.
I think of your fingernails and how much I'd like to rip them out one by one.
I thought of your hair and how I'd like to tie it to the back of a truck and drag you around.
Sometimes I wonder.
Blaine the train is nothing but a pain.
The monkey scratched his head... then moved on.
Sometimes when the paint looks wet, it's not. It is just shiny.
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« Reply #17 on Apr 5, 2004, 3:27am » | |
Last year it was dark at this time.
It hurts with a lot of pain.
I am ROBOT... hear me beep.
Is there storage space?
If I made that screeching sound again... will you pat my head?
I thought that the regression was just a dream. He said it wasn't, but I couldn't be sure.
It was like a leading question, only with daydreams. What to make of it?
I don't know. The others believed and were moved by it. I was unsure.
Laying in the dark I was relaxed, but was still questioning the whole thing.
Can it be done? Is it imagination? Can I believe? Who can be sure? I'm not.
I take it as a day dream. Maybe one day I'll re-think the whole thing, but I'm content with my decision right now.
It's a nice idea, but not for me.
There was an igloo there, but no one really noticed until it had melted. Then they all felt sad.
[fridge] that monkey! He stole my baby!
Freak-de-da-do-da
Oh look! It's Biff the level 5 boss! And he has a hostage! Let's save her!
Once, upon a time, I could touch myself.
Once, upon a time, I loved you.
Once, upon a time, I lost my arm.
Once upon a time, you were attached to me.
That monkey just stole my taco!!! Stop him!!!
So what if cars DID run on spit?
Today I have to return those videos.
I wonder why you do
I uh... was wondering... uh... like... if ah..... uh... if... uh... ya know.... maybe.... like.... uh.... nevermind.
Done any gardening lately you religious freak?
I've met monkey [metabolic waste] smarter than you.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who gets trained in what and how often?
Little tiny M&Ms running through the forest. Being scooped up by the kids and melting in their hands.
Along came a [Spoons 2: The Revenge Of The Spork] child who said "Little tiny M&Ms, I don't want to see you being
scooped up by the kids and melting in their hands." "I'll give you 3 more chances..."
People are just plain crazy. CRAZY I TELL YA!
DENIAL is mankind's best friend.
[fridge] it, stop knocking at my door with that pointed stick.
This is the day that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Why ask stupid questions when you don't want stupid answers?
Things never go back to way things used to be.
Systematic is kinda weird.
My nose is itchy.
I'd like to put pickles in my meatloaf.
That's right idiot... this is the one door... but you want the other... that's why we put signs...
That is the progress report on how things go.
Demoted to gross
[fridge] all the stupid people. Can't they read signs???
We are not the training room... go away.
She pretends to be the girl you want her to be, but the truth always comes out. RUN
You can't hear me cuz I'm not saying anything.
He ordered a beer, just to be cool. It didn't work.
bring bring me back or something... ya know.... HELLO.... ya... something like that... why not? oh. call 3262.
Uh huh... why not? easier to call... alright.
Alright well this is it... it's alright... sap the money to ginger... what's that?
Yes. Um... oh yea... is nine inches? it's easier to support. i'm only kidding.
it's the judgement. 4 cds. Who is? it's the only fix. yep. yep. cya.
You see yourself as dark, evil, and blending.
You think of death as bright, annoying, and loud.
Rotting carcasses in the sun are always fun
Chitz is the pitz.
Colors blend too much sometimes.
%). That's what I thought. 50, only screwed up. Can't you just page like everyone else???
And nobody wants jerks as friend... ask me... I should know!!! ahahahahahahahahahaaaa... isn't that ironic?
Cha laa... and stick a straw in it.
I'll pull it. I've always wanted to do that.
What the hell???!!!!
[fridge]! Here comes that bald guy!
Elephants are not made to hop up and down.
I would like to go home and sleep till I died.
My cat plays with everything. My feet are toys.
Once there was a rock. It just laid there. WOW
My hand has fingers attached to them.
Since I dislike them both fate makes me spend hours with them.
Chuckleman to the rescue of a really bad joke!!!
If I kicked your fender, it wouldn't break.
I guess you could call her a scrawny, flat-cheasted, nerdy, snobby, [caramel]-up. I guess.
Stupid people arguing over email. They don't realize that it's being sent to 'ALL'
I nearly hit a guy today with my car. I laid on the horn, he did a funny dance and got outta my way.
The bird in the office is squawking her head off. SHUT UP STUPID BIRD
What the hell is 'apple pie and motherhood' supposed to mean???
Don't be lookin at me with a [FISHY]y eye!
Liquid may migrate and if it does... heaven help us!
If I were her, I'd tell her to get her stupid dying ass out of the barn and
start acting like an adult instead of the spoiled brat she is currently acting like.
I'm not a bloody fool! [fridge]! No bloody fools here! Ya hear me sonny boy? NO BLOODY FOOLS HERE
I don't see the need for feet on the dashboard.
what's that? you want me to kick your ass with that boot? ok...
did i mention that your ass sticks like jello?
THAT'S IT... everyone dies.
No way, s[Shinobu's Favourite]k your OWN monkey
Balloons bad for environment!
No matter which way you look... they always get you from behind.
Who slapped who? Don't slap privates? Shush up... got whacked on film.
Maboo is a stupid name
Is this the [Shinobu's Favourite]tless version?
Who needs a blue screen in their living room?
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts.
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How bizarre.
And I know it's broken up, but there's an annoying character limit 
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